What goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
See also best riddles or new riddles.animalcleanshort
I have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I am a dog.cleanlogicshort
What can you catch but not throw?
It is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.crazyfunnyshort
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!logicmysteryscary
A crime has been committed at Freemont Street. The main suspect is a man named Sean Baker. It was said that a man had been walking along the pathway when he was suddenly shot in the stomach. The suspect had brown hair, blue eyes and wore a baggy Armani suit just like Sean Baker's. Sean was asked to tell the story right from the beginning. "Well," said Sean, "I was just hanging around the park when I saw this man walking along the pathway. Suddenly, a guy came up from behind him and shot him! I ran home as fast as I could. The policemen asked him to give a description of the murderer. "He had a red mustache, red hair and a baggy Armani suit on."
"I think this man is telling a lie," said one of the policemen. How did he know?
How can the murderer shoot him in the stomach if he came up behind the man?animalcleanfunnyshort
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I eat insects.
I live in the pond.
I am green.
What am I?
I am a frog.animallogic
A horse travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?
The horse operates the mill and travels in a circular clockwise direction. The two outside legs will travel a greater distance than the inside ones.animalcleanfunny
What bird can write?