funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm in your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I ?
An emoji.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWhat do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
An anchor.
simplelogictrickyYou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
cleansimpleBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks
what am IsimpleclevercleanYou will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
An anchor.
