trickycleanWhat goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
cleanlogictrickyYou are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle, or the fire?
You light the match first!
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
simplelogictrickyWhat was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Greenland by viking Erik the Red?
Greenland was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
cleanlogicpoemsThirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Who are they?
Teeth.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
what am IsimpleIf I drink something, then I am just over. However, I can eat anything. What Am I?
A fire.
cleanwhat am II don’t speak, can’t hear or speak anything, but I will always tell the truth. What am I?
Mirror.
cleanlogicsimpleIf you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
Mirror.
