What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
What starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.