What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
cleanloveWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
