funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
logicIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
cleanlogicHow could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
cleansimpleBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
