funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
logictrickyI have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
