what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
cleansimplemathThere is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
Dozens.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
26 Ls of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.