poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
26 Ls of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
