funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
26 Ls of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
logiccleansimpleAn iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?
A needle and thread.
