crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
cleanloveWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
cleanThe more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
logicwhat am IcleansimpleWhat gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
