funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
cleanlogicHow could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
logicsimpleWhat is red but it smells like a blue paint?
Red paint.
cleanloveWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
logicwhat am IcleansimpleWhat gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
cleansimpleMy life can be measured in hours.
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
Candle.
