cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleanlogicsimpleIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.