funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
logicsimplecleanWhat has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleanwhat am IsimpleThe more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicWhen it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
Watermelon.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.