logicsimpleHow can one talk without saying a single word?
by writing / using hand symbols
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleansimplelogicWhat letter is a drink?
T.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
cleansimplemathThere is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
Dozens.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.