What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleansimplelogicWhat letter is a drink?
T.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
cleansimplemathThere is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
Dozens.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
