crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
cleansimplelogicWhat letter is a drink?
T.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
cleansimplemathThere is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
Dozens.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.