funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
