cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
logictrickyI have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
