crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
logiccleansimpleIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
