funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
logicmathcleanCan you find four consecutive prime numbers that add up to 220?
47 + 53 + 59 + 61 = 220
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.