cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
cleancleversimplelogicI know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.