what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
26 Ls of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
logicwhat am IcleansimpleWhat gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
