funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
26 Ls of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
logicwhat am IcleansimpleWhat gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
