cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
cleanloveWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
