cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleanwhat am IsimpleThe more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
logicwhat am IsimpleThe more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
Hole.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.