funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
cleansimplemathThere is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
Dozens.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.