funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.