loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
simplelogictrickyYou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a tooth and a tree?
Both have roots.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleansimplelogicCan you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
cleansimplelogicWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
cleanpoemssimpleI go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead
A Wheel.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
