loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWhat do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
An anchor.
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
simplelogictrickyYou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
simplelogiccleanWhat's the difference between here and there?
T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a tooth and a tree?
Both have roots.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleansimplelogicCan you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
cleansimplelogicWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
