funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
