funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
