cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
cleanlogicIf you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
what am IsimplelogicclevercleanI don’t have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
A brain.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.