funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
logiccleansimpleWhat two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
7 W of the W
7 Wonders of the World.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
cleansimpleWhat is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
logicscaryThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
