What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.