funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
