What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
What's green and loud?
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?