funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
