funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
