funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
