# Riddle #501

## Bear without ears

What do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
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## Old man and three sons

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
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## House's dresses

What clothes does a house wear?
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## A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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## Heat or cold

Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
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## The difference between a dog and a basketball player

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
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## The most precious fish

Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
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## SpongeBob and Albert Einstein

What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
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## Flashlight

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
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## Grandma put wheels on her rocking chair

Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
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