cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
logicIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
cleanlogicHow could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
cleanThe more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
