funny What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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clean funny What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
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It's time to go to sweep.
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Sleep somewhere else.
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Penaltea.
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FSH.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
Show me the answer Share riddle funny simple tricky A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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It caused a revolution.
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Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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A drizzly bear!
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