# Riddle #353

funny

## Cow in a earthquake

What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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## The biggest hat

A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
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## Trees accessing the internet

How do trees access the internet?
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## Lighting the fire

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
The match.
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## An asian vegatable

What do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
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## 28 days

Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
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## When you fall in love with a french chef

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
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## 50 rupee

Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
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## Public Library

A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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## A millionaire

A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3\$/packet from United states and sells them at 1\$/packet at Africa. After some time he becomes a millionaire. How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
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