funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
