funny What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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funny crazy Someone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
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I'm stuck on you.
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Thunderwear.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky crazy Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
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Stuffed.
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Glass.
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It overswept.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
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Dead fish.
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A car tune (cartoon).
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