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Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
What do you call a bear without ears?