What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What tea do hockey players drink?
What is a fish without an eye?
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!