funny What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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dirty funny August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
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Mice krispies.
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Who?
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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Because he found his honey.
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Nothing, just run.
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No one is brave enough to iron them.
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Railroad ties.
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Long time no sea.
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Cause they don't know the words.
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