funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnyWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
