funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.