funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
