funny What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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funny love What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
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Spongebob smartypants.
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A toothless squirrel.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
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A gummy bear
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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A Bulldog.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
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Because it was not peeling well.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny logic poems Four jolly men sat down to play,
and played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
with separate scores for every one.
Yet when they came to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts!
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.
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