funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
