funny What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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funny What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
Show me the answer Share riddle simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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There is an angelfish there!
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They log in.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
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Because it always waves.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic tricky Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
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A baseball team.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
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