funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
