funny What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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funny Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
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You're purrr-fect for me!
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She was on a crash diet.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
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Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
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Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
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They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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Two-lips.
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BBBBBBBBB.
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