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A cricket.
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Because, people turn them on.
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Broco-Lee
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A pillow.
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On the river bank.
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She wanted to be on time.
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When the door is open.
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"L".
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Dead fish.
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Mashed potatoes.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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