Which insect is the best in games?
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What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.