What is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
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There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.cleanshort
You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.cleanshort
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.cleanshort
What nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.cleanloveshort
What makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
I heard of an invading, vanquishing army sweeping across the land, liquid-quick; conquering everything, quelling resistance. With it came darkness, dimming the light. Humans hid in their houses, while outside spears pierced, shattering stones walls. Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground, but each elicited life as he died. When the army had vanished, advancing northward, the land was gree and growing, refresh.
When will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!funnyshort
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?