cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
