cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
logictrickyI have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
