cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
logicmathFind three positive whole numbers that have the same answer added together or when multiplied together.
1, 2 & 3.
1 x 2 x 3 = 6 and 1 + 2 + 3 = 6
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.