funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
cleansimpleWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
