cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
