cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
