cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
