funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
