funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
