cleverfunnysimpleWhat goes on increasing every second but never decreases?
Your age
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
