crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
