funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.