punnyclevercleanfunnyWhat has three letters and starts with gas?
A car.
trickypunnyBob's father has four children: Momo, Meme, and Mumu. Who is the fourth child?
Bob
trickypunnyWhat does a man have that no other men has?
The letter "a"
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
