funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
