punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.