funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
