Punny riddles with simple answers
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is a sick crocodile?
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What you call a witch at a beach?
What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?