punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
