punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.