cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.