crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
