# Riddle #655

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## Similarity between a nose and an athlete

What is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
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## What did the banana do

What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
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## Old man and three sons

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
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## Cows party

Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
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## SpongeBob and Albert Einstein

What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
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## The sun

Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
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## Add 3 to 300 five times

What do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
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## Superior mother

A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
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## When you cross a cow with a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
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## I am a soldier

I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
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