crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
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crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
