# Riddle #910

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## What time is it?

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
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## Angry polar bear

What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
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## Sea monsters

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
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## The difference between a dog and a basketball player

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
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## LED light bulb

How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
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## The softest nut

What is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
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## Attracted to people

Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
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## A magician

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him \$10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
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## The best at baseball

What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
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## Baby ghost

What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
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