crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
what am IcrazyI have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?
Mississippi.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.