Riddle #446

I have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

What is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?

Name four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?

I eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die. What am I?

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. What am I?

I can fly but I have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?

What comes down but never goes up?

If I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?

Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?