cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
Your breath.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
