Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
Two men are in a desert. They're both wearing backpacks. One of the men is dead. The man who is alive, has his pack open. The dead man's pack is closed. What is in their packs?
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
It has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
They are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
What is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
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I have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?