Best medium riddles with simple answers

What clothes does a house wear?

With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

What can you hold without ever touching it?

What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?

Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?

It has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?

Two men are in a desert. They're both wearing backpacks. One of the men is dead. The man who is alive, has his pack open. The dead man's pack is closed. What is in their packs?

It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

What is the softest nut in the entire world?